If you're looking for REAL scandal,

join me and follow this wonderful, riveting case. Detroit's hip-hop mayor is off to the slammer a day after he welcomed Obama to his fair city. And the charges aren't exactly jaywalking. Meanwhile, his momma managed to squeak through the Democratic primary in early August, winning the right to run for re-ecetion, but almost 66% of the people who turned out to vote cast ballots against her. Still, she will almost certainly win in November and continue to lead the Black Caucus in the House of Representatives.